It's time

I am finding it increasingly alarming that the prospect of the election on May 3rd is actually getting me quite excited. Perhaps this is because I have been (used/forced/brainwashed) into being a Liberal Democrat activist since the age of 5. By activist, I mean I deliver leaflets to Colchester Drive and Manchester Drive.

I remember from some point in the early 1990s, being visciously attacked by a dog whilst delivering one of the aforementioned leaflets (when I say attacked, I don't mean in the literal biting off my hand way, more a verbal attack... you know, barking). I remember this not only for the deep emotional trauma it caused, but because the owner of the dog gave me a Kit Kat because of said traumatic experience. A kind, considerate dog owner: a contradiction in terms, I previously thought.

So my election thoughts are this:

Good: Liberal Democrats, Greens
Alright: Scottish National Party, Solidarity
Bad: Labour, Tories
Annoying, homophobic Christians: Christian Peoples Alliance, Scottish Christian Party
Fascist Cunts: BNP