My three exams are over. Paper 1, Paper 2 and OCSE (practical) are OVER. Examples of how my week has gone:
What texture is the liver? [blank expression]
Why must you check intracranial pressure before performing a lumbar puncture? [blank, slightly confused expression]
A patient has come with rectal bleeding. Perform a rectal examination. [blank, slightly confused expression and well lubricated finger]
But I can now reclaim my life from the clutches of the evil empire of Medicine, and now I can begin the rapid process of emptying my mind of anything remotely to do with the human body.
Oh. And get ridiculously drunk.
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A blog to chronicle the comedy incidents/excruciating minutiae/general goings on.
About Me
- Andrew
- Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
- Tall, thin, short attention spanned, slightly obsessive, binge drinking, gay, converse customising, right handed, skinny jeans wearing, myopic (in the ophthalmological and metaphorical sense), curly haired, all singing, all dancing medical student
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