And that's what makes it so vexing

Below is a list of people who will have finished their exams and, therefore, will be on their summer holidays from Glasgow Uni as of Tuesday:

• Law students
• Accountancy students
• Biology students
• English literature students
• English language students
• Dental students
• Computing science students
• Maths students
• Divinity students
• Politic students
• Economic students
• Georgraphy students
• Nursing students
• Language students
• Geology students
• Archaeology students
• Psychology students
• Chemistry students
• Physics students
• Astronomy students
• Engineering students
• First Year medical students
• Third Year medical students
• Fifth Year medical students

Below is a list of people who still have exams:

• Second Year medical students

If I was the paranoid type, I would be developing a persecution complex.