End Game

As April approaches with ever increasing speed, I can't help but notice my teenage years are disappearing with the same alarming velocity. Hence why the updates are somewhat few and far between: my life is being plunged into the depressing vortex of 'being in my 20s'. So I try and summerise the past two and a bit weeks:

Favourite falling incident: Claire, on the Firewater stairs where BOTH her shoes came off.
Best illegal moment: Coming into possession of a 'Twenty's plenty' sign.
Top creative project: Guess Who? Kelvindale Edition with all your favourite characters such as Lewis, Mrs Ronald and Carrie.
Greatest expense: Getting a kilt
Most beer filled evening: Mhairi's 20th birthday
Optimal irony of the month: A birthday party that was fundraising for the British Liver Trust... with a free bar.
Questionable drunken choice: Limbo dancing.
Most expensive smoothie: From Zest
Most overplayed song: That one from the end of the Skins finale... I just can't stop myself.