Drink is the new blog

I have discovered (courtesy of many varieties of wine) that extreme drunkness is not big, and its not clever. I learned it can result in:

• drinking red wine from the bottle
• the dance 'Strip the Willow' becomes 'run up and down the dance floor for about 5 minutes getting in everyones way'
• stumbling round drinking water out of a jug (this would be sensible, if you ignore the stumbling and the jug)
• when you are exhausted from dancing, you drop to your knees... while everyone continues to dance
• you like to pick people up and spin them round

Sigh. I also discovered that red wine and coffee turns me into nuclear powered supersteamboater. Good times.